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Mourdock Politics

GOD'S WILL - for you to go home and close your mouth

"RAPE, THAT IS SOMETHING GOD INTENDED!" - TRANSLATION: Herpa derpa! (Was he talking about women or the fact that he just raped Romney's campaign?)

TAGS: ra** richard mourdock funny romney
Rating: 2.33/5

More politifakes by romneyisatool

GrouchoMarxist - October 28, 2012, 9:29 am
Did you miss bammy boy's gutsy call?
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 11:00 pm
Enjoy your fantasy now. Because there's an old Irish proverb that fits your karmic situation:"May you have one hour in heaven,before the devil knows you're dead."Okay,gotta go. Got lots of campaigning to do.Later, loser. Good luck with your candidate.Ciao
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 10:57 pm
Okay, loser, gotta split. This will actually be my last chat with you until the day after the election concludes. I know you are convinced of the weak propaganda that says Romney winning, etc. despite evidence otherwise. So I leave you with this...
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 10:48 pm
TRANSLATION (arnnatz): I'm scared that Romney is going to lose
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 10:47 pm
Oh,you'll have to do better than that if you want to hurt my feelings.Beating Obama in this election would be a good start.Because if you're wrong, and Romney loses,imagine how much fun this place will be having to face all the Loucsuekes of the world X-D
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:33 pm
and no, i don't THINK you are sockpuppeting, you ARE a sockpuppet. Your drivel is too exact a copy of lousuckee to be a mere coincidence
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:32 pm
It's kind of like you masquerading as an intelligent person when you just mimic KOS and HuffPo. You depend on off the wall polls where were wrong in the 2010 election, yet claim they've never been wrong. BWAHAHAHAHAHa
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 10:13 pm
No, I get it.You think I'm sockpuppeting.More to the point, even if it's true,who cares? You act like there is something wrong with that. You act like it's as bad as say, I dunno, getting caught pretending to be a Black disabled veteran. Wait a sec X-D
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 10:11 pm
BWHAHAHAAHAHA.... Yeah, right. You're lucky if you pull in $1000 a month. $150000... now THAT'S funny.
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:03 pm
yeah, i noticed that you were being just as girlish as you were when you used lousuckee as your name on this site
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:03 pm
Not just that moo+, but the original amount was 150,000, that putz just upped it to 200,000.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 27, 2012, 8:37 pm

He didn't say that. I saw the discussion, He was positing a hypothetical situation.
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 8:20 pm
TRANSLATION (arnnatz): I am a terrible liar.
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 8:20 pm
P.S. No one is buying it, Antnuts, least of all you.
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 8:19 pm
LIE: You once told Cranky you made over $200000 a year. FACT: You were talking about how much you make in the game Monopoly a year.
romneyisatool - October 27, 2012, 8:18 pm
TRANSLATION (arnnatz): I am a terrible liar.
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 7:42 pm
and by the way, I am a disabled vet in a wheel chair. But you just go ahead and make fun of me if it makes you feel more manly, mate.
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 7:41 pm
Please, oh please, show me where I said I was wealthy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 27, 2012, 7:17 pm

If England is so bad why did you chose to live there? You should be more grateful.
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 6:41 pm
Just how many lead paint chips have you s******ed? Let me guess, you used to bathe in mercury, right?
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 6:24 pm
imagine- brits and ex-brits (canada) still carrying a grudge since 1776. Bwahahahahaha
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 5:54 pm
FYI, Brit jokes won't do much to hurt my feelings, bloke. I said I live in England. I'm actually Israeli in origin. I make fun of Brits with the best of'em. But you're right, wanker, they're a bunch of Austin Powers: like Mitt, whose fam is from England.
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 5:50 pm
Did I hurt your feelings, wanker? Was it the part where I made fun of you lying about pretending to be a wealthy American-American vet in a wheelchair? Maybe it was the part where I pointed out the other bloke pwned you mercilessly. Need another tissue?
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 4:08 pm
need an orthodontist? They could probably get that gap down to about the size your thumb
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 1:01 pm
Need a tissue, mate?
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 11:31 am
Need a dentist?
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 11:15 am
P.S. Need a tissue, mate?
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 11:14 am
You responded to yourself (offering yourself a tissue). Wrong thread.lol... That speaks volumes, mate.
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:17 am
need a tissue?
arnnatz - October 27, 2012, 10:17 am
wow, I'm really hurt now. Especially when it comes from a self-proclaimed gap-toothed, british paulbot.
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 9:10 am
I don't think you going to hurt his feelings,mate.Especially if you are going around lying to people that you are a African American vet (according to him and Cranky). Pathetic IMHO. No wonder he has such an easy time beating the snot out of you, wanker.
fauxnews - October 27, 2012, 9:08 am
Need a tissue?
GrouchoMarxist - October 27, 2012, 12:57 am
I don't need any translations tool... Your boy is on record... H likes rapists... deal with it... I bet the facts tickle your tonsils... Have a tissue... The only translations you have are no facts....
arnnatz - October 26, 2012, 11:56 pm
You know precisely what it means, lousuckee. Autistics never change their habits.
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:52 pm
TRANSLATION (Grouch**EABAGGERmarxist): I'm projecting.
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:51 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): There is hope for rapists like me during President Obama's 2nd term.
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:50 pm
Oh, he doesn't like you, Groucho.
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:47 pm
Sorry, antnuts, but you'll have to do better than calling me a loucausukee or whatever the hell that means.HAHA Guess you'll have four more years of President Obama to think of better insults. Oh, yeah, P.S. PWned
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:45 pm
And nobody pretended you were EVER good at lying. So, is this make-believe black Arnnatz speaking? Or make-believe disabled Arnnatz?? Or make believe black disabled Arnnatz who somehow makes $200000/year? LOL
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 10:40 pm
Need a tissue?
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 8:38 pm
Bammmy loves rapist.... Libs must love them too
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 8:37 pm
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 8:36 pm
Why does babababa bamster boy like rapists??
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 8:36 pm
arnnatz - October 26, 2012, 8:34 pm
Nobody ever accused romney's stool of having his own thoughts. Just stick with the lousuckee tactic of repeating other people's sentences
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 8:16 pm
Did you just get teabagged again?
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 7:44 pm
Cranky's right. Moooooo is decent when you get to know him.Let him be. Groucho & arnnatz have a monopoly on the gutter here. So don't join em. It's enough to know Romney's losing. That's why baby Groucho's obsessed with tissues. He uses them regularly.LOL
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 7:43 pm
"Got 'not' problem being a teabagger?"FAIL--> TRANSLATION (Groucho): herpa derpa. Speak not good english do I.
romneyisatool - October 26, 2012, 7:41 pm
Cranky's right. Moooooo is decent when you get to know him.Let him be. Groucho & arnnatz have a monopoly on the gutter here. So don't join em. It's enough to know Romney's losing. That's why baby Groucho's obsessed with tissues. He uses them regularly.LOL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2012, 7:32 pm

You'd be less annoying if you could spell or actually type a coherent sentence.
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 7:25 pm
5000 dead babies everyday because of ra** or inc*** huh? Libs must have more dead babies....
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 7:13 pm
Got not problem being a teabagger.... How do you like being teabagged? I bet you love it... Have a tissue
GrouchoMarxist - October 26, 2012, 7:12 pm
Hows the elect Ron Paul campaign going moonbat?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2012, 6:49 pm

I don't enable anyone...I'd defend you if someone started talking about your mother.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2012, 6:46 pm

Sorry I hurt your feelings champ. But using "Canadian" like an insult is like yelling "Nice a**!" at a stripper........I only take it as a compliment. I represent Canadians well.....But not everyone likes common sense.
crankyhead - October 26, 2012, 5:41 pm
Mooo is good people faux. He's just playing the role of neutral Switzerland in here. Give him a chance, I promise you'll warm up to him, even if he is a prairie conservative. =)
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 5:36 pm
True dat. HAHA... Sorry your mate Mooooooooooooooron is doing a poor job of representing your fellow Canadians. Rotten apple in every barrel I guess.
crankyhead - October 26, 2012, 5:29 pm
faux, you should ask one of the Americans what it's like living in the eleventh province of Canada instead. =)
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 4:02 pm
That little defense you make about Crotcho simply makes you his enabler. Sounds like you are suffering from "battered troll syndrome." So tell it to someone who cares, Canadian. Remind me again what it is like being the 51st state of the US?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2012, 2:05 pm

Or heaven forbid.....you're pointless Monarchy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 26, 2012, 2:04 pm

You could have made the same points without resorting to the comments about his mother. To be better than Groucho, you must act like more of an adult than Groucho does. Try to sloow it down...Or they might make a few comments about your own Govn't
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 12:31 pm
Groucho, you are the poster child for Abortion, teabagger.Imagine how much happier the world would be if your mum took a pill after her one night with Barack.Romney wouldn't be losing his election if you weren't around to alienate voters to your dad.LMFAO
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 12:29 pm
But I will take your offer at some beach towels, mate. I need to dry these tears of joy about you getting to enjoy another 4 years of President Obama. *tears*
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 12:27 pm
Oh, you don't do a very good job of pretending to be confident about your boy Mitt. All your prediction markets have President Obama at a 73%-90% chance of being re-elected. The Princeton and Nate Silver prediction markets are never wrong, teabagger.
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 12:27 pm
Oh, you don't do a very good job of pretending to be confident about your boy Mitt. All your prediction markets have President Obama at a 73%-90% chance of being re-elected. The Princeton and Nate Silver prediction markets are never wrong, teabagger.
fauxnews - October 26, 2012, 12:26 pm
You're projecting, teabagger. I'm from bloody England. What do I care that Ron Paul doesn't win. I'm just helping my fellow libs spoil your election. LOL Hint... it's working, teabagger. Need a tissue, teabagger? You have ball sweat on your head.
arnnatz - October 25, 2012, 11:50 pm
he needs more than tissues, I think he needs some heavy duty beach towels
GrouchoMarxist - October 25, 2012, 8:14 pm
Need a tissue?
arnnatz - October 25, 2012, 7:49 pm
what polls show romney sinking? Even the dem pollsters are showing romney ahead now.
fauxnews - October 25, 2012, 10:53 am
That's right, teabagger. America is getting ready to exercise it's right to abortion and ABORT the Romney campaign. The wanker is sinking in the polls. Need a tissue, mate?
GrouchoMarxist - October 24, 2012, 10:28 pm
Call me when you get a real issue baby chopper